The First Church of Climate Change demands absolute fealty lest Mother Gaia smite thee mightily with a fearsome blow. This is why, for example, true believers such as Barack Obama only purchase property guaranteed safe from rising sea levels and … oh, wait … Nevertheless, intrepid defenders of the faith are unceasing in their efforts, demanding who […]

Experts Insist Sea Levels Are Rising Despite Photos Proving They Aren’t — Hellbound and Down