Boomer-caps enabled… DON’T DO IT! DON’T CLICK THE BUY NOW BUTTON. Don’t get in your car and go to muthahumpin ((((( ((( Wal-Mart. ))) ))))) Don’t get sucked into the claptrap. Your posterity, and maybe your sweet posterior, will thank you.

No mostly peaceful bargain shopper on Culturally Enriched Fifthday ever called me a Black Hole.[…]

Black Fridays Don’t Matter — The Sperg Box