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Why Are We ‘As American As Apple Pie’? — HUFFPOST

If everything is racist, nothing is. Thankfully racism against white people – according to the systemic CRT Black Supremacy Complex – isn’t racist. It is but not to them. It’s not bullying either, but then it is.  And Apple Pie (In America) is Racist ‘cuz reasons. The Guardian has a lengthy piece on why Apple…[…]

Apple Pie is Racist — Granite Grok
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A Pagan Feast for Johnny Appleseed, Our American Dionysus — Patheos

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